This is the page for short stories, poems, jokes, and anything else. 

    One day after school, the teacher asked The Chicken if he had his five day late school report done.

    "Alright Chicken," said The Chicken's teacher Miss Killchicken. (It used to be Killroy, until she raan out of Roys to kill, so she switched to chicken) "I assume you completed your Philosophy test."

    "Yep." said The Chicken.

    "Alright," said the teacher. "But it had better not be about moons turning into UFOs like in Science class."

    "Oh, it's nothing like that," said our hero. "Here you go Miss Killchicken."

    After reading it for a while Miss Killchicken exclaimed, "Great job! I guess all that time paid off, you did wonderfully!"

    "Thanks teach, not bad for guessing huh?"

            THE END

    The moral of the story is, The Chicken knows.

    For The Chicken's full report, see Philosophical Musings, to the right ->

Eragon; video game theme

        To listen to this outstanding theme to the upcoming game, and perhaps movie, click on the link below.

www.music4games.net/MP3Player.aspx  

Chickens

Chickens can fly (sort of), and chickens can walk, but everyone wonders, could they really talk?

And when they start clucking, and pecking the ground, you know there must be something they've found.

And when the cock crows, you wake up real sharp, because then you know, you need to practice your harp.

And even if it's snowing, and real cold outside, you still have to feed them, or else they might die.

So chickens are cool, simply can't be beat, especially The Chicken, who we'll never eat.

Your very own song!

    To hear a song that was written about you, yes you! Just click on the link below.

www.weirdalforum.com/private/yourepitiful.mp3.

If you would like the lyrics to any other "Weird Al Yankovic" songs, please email your request to either wishdamume@yahoo.com, or nintendostarcentral@yahoo.com.

Thank you!

Coca Cola

    The Chicken was wondering what the best drink out there was, so, he decided to take a poll. It turns out that all of the best Hollywood actors drink Coca Cola. Further research concluded that the reason for these actors' wealth, fame, etc. was their habit of drinking Coke.

    So, The Chicken wants you and your friends to have Coke.

   Coca Cola, The Chicken's choice!

Philosophical Musings

   Philosophy has been a big part of my life recently. It combines fact and theory together. For example, "If at first you don't frikasee, fry, fry a hen."

    Another very important one is, "Therefore I am chicken."

    Play-Do was a great philosopher who dedicated his life to philosophy. He was from Greeeeaaaase, a place where you only shower once a month.

    He and Sock-raties, a stinky gym sock lover, would think day and night, night and day, about... everything. They believed that the chicken was the smartest animal on the planet. (And they were, of course, right.)

The Chicken Makes a Musical Discovery

    One day The Chicken was in the library looking for some Polka music to dance to, when he came across "Weird Al Yankovic" (comedy) "Alapalooza". He decided that the album Alapalooza looked funny and it had Polka on it so what the heck.

    He went home, listened to it, and started clucking up (Cracking up for chickens). He thought it was hilarious. He listened to the others as well, and thought that they too were funny. He looked up "Weird Al Yankovic" and found out that he did some of his own songs, and some parodies. The Chicken decided that this kind of music Rocks!

    So listen to "Weird Al Yankovic", The Chicken's music choice.