Does anyone other than me actually enjoy going to the bathroom? I mean it's a nice time of rest, relaxation, and quit aloneness.

    Also here I would like to put to rest the oft repeated error of thinking that I, David Beanboy, am The Chicken. I will here and now say that I am NOT!! This website was created in honor of The Chicken, for The Chicken, and by The Chicken (to some extent) and everything that is said on this database of the world wide web, is painstakingly scrutinized, and then (hopefully) authorized by The Chicken himself, personally. I am but his humble spokesman, and bear no claim to ownership of The Chicken's title or the prodigious deeds associated thereof with. Therefore, please, I hope that this small paragraph will lay to rest the minds of all of those in a state of wild bewilderment, and help to further propitiate the spread of randomness, wishiness, and other such things throughout the globe. 

Okey dokey kolipoki, I'm a guy who's kind of hokey. Where the sun is shining bright, you can be sure it is not night. And where the sun's nowhere to be seen, it must be night, or so it seems, cause it just might be that a cloud moved in front of it, thus obscuring your vision of it, wich according to the preceding definition would mean it was night, but actually it might still be day, so... oh never mind.

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       Some would say of video games that it is a complete waste of time because all you are doing is rearranging the data in a game cartridge, disk, or chip, and getting fat at the same time. They would say it is not at all constructive. But I think that when you play a video game for a while, even though there is no real construction physically, it helps your reflexes and hand eye coordination, and in many cases, the story can be just as moving as any you would read about in a book. I think you leave from playing almost any video game a better person. (With the possible exception of Grand Theft Auto and like games)

        Some would say that clocks run clockwise just because they do, and for no other reason, but our author knows this to be false. He knows that they run clockwise because that is the way that ancient sundials would go. When the clock was invented they were just like hey, lets have it run in the same way as the sundials always do, so that's what they did. And from then on, most clocks have run clockwise.

       I never knew that your mouth droops down to the side of your longer leg.

       I never knew that red heads usually have the most hair, then blondes, then brown haired people.

      Why does anyone listen to Barry Manilow?

      Who the heck is in charge of Canada, and why don't we ever hear about him?

      Who the heck is Jack McKendrick?

      If Chickens ruled the Earth, it would be a much better place.

      If wood was edible, there'd be much less starvation.

      Nintendo is by far better than either Sony or Microsoft's game units. I mean Nintendo is for people who don't care so much about graphics, but love great stories, exceptional and revolutionary controls, realistic prices, and love Nintendo's classic image. Sony and Microsoft are for people who like to enjoy killing people more realistically.

      If birds can fly, then it does follow suit, that they would go faster, if they were to toot.